(Jamaica Observer Cartoon -8/June/07)
This government is something else.
Just as I was mulling to myself on the possible reasons for rejecting all four candidates for the South East St. Ann seat when it would appear that at least two seemed eminently qualified, I heard Donald Buchanan bellowed during TVJ’s coverage of one of the many political rallies, that Lisa Hanna, Miss World 1993 “has the beauty” to represent the constituents. I spluttered and almost drowned in my cherry juice. What does beauty have to with political representation?
His statement only served to confirm my fears. Obviously the government wasn’t overly concerned about serving the needs of the constituents. The overwhelming need appeared to be getting a ‘brand name’ representative.
Now the above really isn’t an indictment against the beautiful Lisa Hanna. I’d be the first to admit that she comes across as very intelligent and assertive, seems to have wonderful people skills and of course there’s no disputing that she’s articulate. She’s definitely no bimbo! Quite a fabulously exquisite package of beauty and intelligence. I do not for a moment consider her to be lightweight (at least until I’m proven wrong) and I have no doubt that she has a great contribution to make.
My grouse with the government’s decision is this. If there are persons living in the constituency who are qualified to represent the people, why would they not chose from these rather than use someone who lives outside the constituency? The former MP, the bubbly and very blond Ms. Aloun Assamba was kicked out when the constituents brimming with frustration banded together, put down their feet and decided that they need someone else to represent them. According to them, she did a lousy job as a Member of Parliament and she hardly visited the area. They’ve now decided that they want someone who resides in the area.
I don’t necessarily believe that in order to be a representative of the people one should be resident in the area. However, I do see the advantage if this is the case. I believe that if someone who is suitable for the job also resides in the area, the person should definitely be given preference. The fact is, a resident who is also the political representative already has a vested interest in seeing the area developed and needed infrastructure put in place. That person would also be already familiar with the critical issues that need to be addressed.
I have not heard the PNP indicate what integral qualities Miss Hanna brings to the table that is missing from the other candidates. The party seemed determined to shove their choice on the people, seeming to forget who has the real power here. Another evidence of the arrogance that comes from being in power too long.
In the meantime the residents having experienced the frustration of having out of town representatives who they see only just before elections remain adamant that the next person to speak on their behalf should be domiciled in the area.
Let’s see how this one will play out.



37 responses so far ↓
scratchie // June 8, 2007 at 7:56 am
I’m with you on this one. I will wait to see who finally gets the job. The other side of the argument being thrown around is her lack of knowledge of the inner workings of government. This inexperience can be detrimental to the constituency but frankly speaking maybe we need more persons who have not been corrupted by the “usual way of doing things”. Not advocating for her here, just generally speaking. I do believe that the people should have a huge say in who represents them and I do believe the party should be able to suggest candidates. As to where the mid point is, that is anybody’s guess.
bassChocolate // June 8, 2007 at 8:02 am
The people seem adamantly against her, and the PNP seem adamantly for her. It’s a seat-threatening decision…
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Chatta // June 8, 2007 at 11:46 am
Wow!!! You summed up that situation brilliantly. I agree with you regarding the PNP’s arrogance.
The PNP keeps stumbling over itself. What happened to the party of Joshua? I thought Portia was the charismatic leader who could reach out to the masses?
I just need her to call the Election so we can get it behind us, and hopefully start a new day.
Simplenigma // June 8, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Hmm, don’t underestimate the power of beauty. Let me say I agree with you: if there are qualified candidates who live in the area, they should be considered first.
However, beauty does play a significant role in every day life. A beautiful woman can often accomplish things that a seasoned expert cannot.
Sad to say, I think this is a case of using beauty (not to say she isn’t intelligent) to patronize the people. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is Lisa’s first step into a career and a bid for, erm, future higher positions.
Gela Words // June 8, 2007 at 6:31 pm
You know Scratch, I don’t even think knowledge of inner workings of government is all that crucial. How many people going into politics have that knowledge. What they’re suppose to have is the desire/commitment to serve.
That knowledge will come over time.
Mad Bull // June 8, 2007 at 7:00 pm
I agree with your last point, Gela. Everybody has to start somewhere. I don’t think she is a lightweight either. Lets she what happens.
Mad Bull // June 8, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Lets see what happens, sorry.
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Development Major // June 9, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I think this whole thing with Lisa Hanna is a load of garbage! After reading this story I now know that Jamaica is not the place for me! I think all well thinking Jamaicans should take a stand on this issue! What the hell are Lisa Hanna’s qualifications? Beauty? Ability to chat nuff nuff? What else? Oh friend of Portia? This is why I have to say that the taxpayers of this country are a set of suckers! I thank them for financing 2 degrees for me and I, in return, am willing to give nothing back to them…especially when I see foolish decisions like this being made! I would rather live as a second class citizen somewhere else and help to build someone else’s economy rather than this nonsense! If PNP goes through with this they deserve to lose!
Gela Words // June 9, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Development Major, you made me so angry with your comment. You’re dam right, we the taxpayers are indeed a bunch of suckers. We continue to finance the education of dimwits like yourself who refuse to show a modicum of gratitude by giving back. And what’s more, you seem so proud of your attitude.
But then again, maybe you’re doing us a favour, despite your two degrees, your argument has shown that you’re quite an empty headed imbecile who really ought to just stay where you are!
Colonise This! // June 9, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Gela, thank you for this post. I know nothing too little about the current political situation in Jamaica so I really welcomed your comments which have inspired me to do a little reading.
I don’t see what beauty has to do with effective representation either and frankly, I find this tendency the world over to focus on a woman’s looks as a barometer of her value or competency both sexist and anachronistic.
I understand the frustrations of the residents as well. It’s a reasonable expectation to have the person you choose to represent you actually care about your concerns and take actions on your behalf to address these concerns. Alas, that expectation ends in disappointment for much of the voting world.
Development M. Wow!!! Your anger I relate to. It clearly has been years in the making and I am sure justifiably earned. However, is it really fair to take it out on people who are just trying to live and do the best they can with what they have. Is it fair to cheat the hardworking people of Jamaica who are financing your education at great sacrifice to themselves in the hopes that you can help to find solutions to the problems that Jamaica, like ALL post-colonial societies face? Are you not actually being as bad … worse, I’d venture than those you are angered by. I know that nothing I say here will make a difference to you (because when I was in the space you are now in nothing anyone could have said to me would have made a difference either). I hope you find what you are looking for outside of Jamaica and if you do, I hope you develop the integrity to repay the people of Jamaica for their investment in you, so that some poor little brown boy or girl will have the opportunity you have taken for granted.
Just remember this though, second class citizens of industrial nations (which is what I am at the moment) have their own sad story to tell and if you perchance find yourself swinging by your balls from a tree in Florida or chained to the back of a pickup truck and being dragged along until your head pops off in Texas, or with an axe embedded in your skull in Manchester, I hope your last though will be regret that you did not have just a little bit more respect and appreciation for all the worn out hands and feet that put you with your two degrees in the top 10 percent of the world’s population.
Sorry this was so long Gela
Development Major // June 9, 2007 at 8:54 pm
I think you all misunderstood what I was saying, so let me clarify. If you take a look at the political situation here in Jamaica you will see that just about every MP is genetically connected with each other. Peter Phillips brings in his son to run, Neville Gallimore does the same, Douglas Vaz as well…and it helps to be a friend of Portia. The point I was making is that this abouse of nepotism has to stop! They (both parties) consisently elect their friends and family to represent the people with little regard fro what constituents have to say nor do they stop to figure if the person they are forcing on people, is suitable for the position. That is why I made the comment! Lisa Hanna knows nothing about Development issues…and by the way, Jamaica is an underdeveloped country. It requires intelligent people to bring it forward….but the government (any one who ever wins) has another agenda…to ensure their friends and family are safe and have a future. Lisa Hanna knows nothing about politics….NOTHING! Portia doesn’t care about the constitutents either….the people say they dont want her…why should they be forced with an unqualifed, inept Lisa Hanna shoved down their throats. It is a dark day for transparency and accountability in the government. By the way I am a die hard PNP, but this action is quite irresponsible of the leader. So, I thank taxpayers…which incidentally I am one of, for the last 25 years….so in a way i have paid my way…..but for what is happening here with nepotism being the order of the day…i only want to sit at a distance and laugh at this country….Jamaica….in case no one knows…is going nowhere….AND GOING THERE FAST!
Development Major // June 9, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Gela Words and Colonise this!: Everyone has different experiences in life. We live in a global village where we can work and live just about anywhere. Should I stay here with these low salary scales and very shallow, unsophisticated and narrow visioned people? Please tell me why I should if the World Bank is calling with a job offer? I have no interest. And please note I have been working for the last 25 years and so I have more or less paid for my right to tertiary education. Call me an “imbecile” all you want. You can stay here and feel sorry for these people….I won’t! Not when the international job market sings my name…and beleive it is singing my name!
Mad Bull // June 10, 2007 at 12:27 pm
@ development major… my yute, if you wanh lef’ get off you soapbox and jus’ lef’ nuh! See how you chatting foolishness. You say earlier you not giving nothing back, then you say you give it back already. My yute, just tek weh youself.
Development Major // June 10, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I surely will Mad bull….and by the way you addressed me with that unintelligible Gibbrish I can only say I pity you! You best understand that I am probably worth more to the society than you ever will in your entire lifetime! (my yute). I will not be commenting on this site anymore. I can tell that it is living proof how ignorant all/most Jamaicans are!
Gela Words // June 10, 2007 at 6:16 pm
lol. Madbull, me t’ink D.Major t’ink that he’s the only one with a few degrees behind him name. Him don’t know seh dat yu bilingual. Him believe dat yu familiarity wit’ de local vernacular mean seh dat yu not as edicated as ‘im. Hehe.
Anyway, Major Man. I have no quarrel with your working overseas. None whatsoever! Afterall there are plenty Jamaicans who now contribute to the country who have worked several years abroad. I myself have always said I have no problem working anywhere, however Jamaica will always be my base, my home. Despite the problems, and the ineptitude exhibited by the people who we elect to serve us, I am unapologetically in love with my country. Love it bad. And I guess that’s why I’m frustrated by some of the things that happen here.
I do have a problem though with people who use our resources to improve their own lives and then turn around and basically snub us, use us and then spit on us, as you proudly proclaim to have done in your first comment. To me, by doing so, you’re just as bad as the politicians who squander our money and then plead “youthful exuberance,” and I have no tolerance for people like that. I don’t mind if people disagree with me, I like diversity in the discussions. But don’t come here and boast how educated and how in demand you are as a result of my country’s money and then say Thanks, now get lost and expect that you’ll be embraced. That attitude indicates a lot of deficiency in your character. As a matter of fact, that deficiency is clearly shown by you assuming that people who divert from the queen’s (or is it king’s) english when expressing themselves are uneducated idiots. Unfortunately wisdom doesn’t always come with knowledge.
Humble yuself man.
Simplenigma // June 11, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I couldn’t finish reading the comments after I read Development Major’s drivel. For someone with two degrees you certainly are proof that letters behind one’s name does not an intelligent person make.
“I would rather be a second class citizen somewhere else…” Only one who has never lived somewhere else where they are treated as a second class citizen would make that comment. No rational person could be that idiotic. You’d rather be stopped driving in an upscale neighborhood JUST because of your skin color? Or how about be “randomly searched” everytime you travel somewhere because you have an Arabic name? Or maybe you’d prefer receiving 41 shots or being molested with a plunger simply for being a hardworking immigrant and nothing more. Or being ostracized and accused of having the AIDS virus just because of your nationality.
Please take your 2 degrees and go. If I had the power, I’d grant you a visa right now. Jamaica needs ASSETS not ASSES. (Amazing what a little T can do, ennit?)
Development Major // June 11, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Yes people….I would rather live as a second class citizen than deal with what is happening here! By the way…..I would rather be treated as such in another country and not my own. As you can see, you have no say in what happens here….so for the most part Jamaicans are second class citizens in THEIR OWN COUNTRY! And another thing…..it’s not all countries treat people like that….and also, not everyone is running to the US, UK and Canada as you may think! There are are other countries where people are doing quite well and their value system doesn’t uphold someone because they are beautiful, but because they have sense. KD Knight told you all last year about Portia and her intelligence…..and one year later people are remarking that they finally see the light. So while you may fall in the category of immigrants you just described, I can assure you that I don’t!
Simplenigma // June 12, 2007 at 9:00 am
Egads. Apparently the 2 degrees were a waste.
“And another thing…..it’s not all countries treat people like that…”
Erm, if you’re a second-class citizen, how do you think they treat you? Yes, those were specific examples, but please name the country where you would go where a second class citizen gets ROYAL treatment. I challenge you to say a name. One name where the 2nd class citizens are treated well.
Please, hurry up and go to your fictional country where you think there are no problems and 2nd class citizenship is bliss.
The Dutch Pot // June 12, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Ahmmm….What is wrong with Development Major?!!! You need some major development!!! You are really a disgrace. Lisa is my friend since high school let me declare that. I do not agree with her selection because the method to select her was flawed. And if I were her, I would decline the nomination because it would show that I do not agree with non-transparent decisions in a democracy. What I do know of Lisa is that she is qualified. Like yourself she has two degrees. Love her or hate her, she has always done things that gave Jamaicans reasons to be proud. I remember when Lisa singlehandedly took it up on herself to get funds to build the UWI first independent computer labs. She did it ONE YEAR! If you are commenting against the PNP’s way of doing things then do so - and reflect that in how you vote!! Do not go attacking an individual and calling a very intelligent woman a dunce. She is no dunce. Even though we may sometimes have differing opinions I can always give credit where it is due and up to this point Lisa has my credit for always trying to do the right thing for her country. Cuss the PNP all yuh want but stop showing yourself to de a degreed dunce!! Lisa always have some DEVELOPMENT project on her mind or is always raising funds to help somewhere. She is much better than many I see in parliament right now!!!! She must be put through a democratic selection process to have credibility in politics I agree, but take the PNP machinery to task for that. Don’t disrespect a great Jamaican out of ignorance - because from your comments, you are surely steeped in it and way up your own ass. I am always weary of persons who speak of qualifications in terms of paper - it shows you are out of touch with the first world you so want to serve. Most first world high achievers don’t dwell on degrees…..
Sorry for this lengthy into to your blog Gela - but this “person” is just RUDE and IGNORANT!
The Dutch Pot // June 12, 2007 at 3:53 pm
That should have been “lengthy comment”
Development Major // June 12, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Ok..well this is the last time i will access this site so after this you are really speaking to yourself. I just logged on to see how many more ignorant Jamaicans existed out there. The process of selection went against every fibre that demoncracy stands for. There is no doubt that nepotism had a lot to do with Miss Hanna’s selection. I couldn’t give a hill of beans what she has behind her name or after it……the way she was selected was unfair. By the way….i am so far not out of touch with the real world. I just know I am carving out my own future and I thank the taxpayers for handing it to me on a platter. When i start working with institutions which allow me to laugh at the nonsense taking place down here, you will understand. I wish them the best, but Jamaica is going nowhere and going there fast…..Lisa Hanna or no Lisa Hanna….the plantation has nowhere going. I just want to be in a position to laugh…..she is not the only one who fits her bill…..NEPOTISM is what got her where she is…and that is all i will say…..no point trying to help a country that operates in that way. Nowhere is perfect, but I know that there is a bigger world than this dot, which will have more use for me…so that I can laugh at this place and how its citizens have allowed politicians to turn them into idiots! Take care….you can discuss this amongst yourselves.
Simplenigma // June 13, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I noticed that Major Development blatantly ignored my request to name one country where 2nd-class citizens are treated well. LMAO. That one stumped you, eeh?
Despite what you said, I’m sure you’ll be back to read. So with that said, you’re still an idiot! LOL.
Simplenigma // June 13, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Oh that should have been Development Major…lol.
*waves to DM anonymously viewing the comments*
The Dutch Pot // June 13, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Second that SE - a first classs claffy!! LOL Apparently going anywhere other than UK, US or Canada to study (cough) is the sh*ts!! LOL
FOOL!
Susan // June 13, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Nothing is happening for Lisa Hanna so the next best thing for her to do is go into politics. And representing a fairly peaceful constituency on the northshores of Jamaica is the ideal situation.
This has nothing to do with the people’s interest. It is just about social climbing and status. Portia better watch it. Lisa might be the one to dethrone her.
The Dutch Pot // June 13, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Everybody status climb. I do it. You do it. that is why we work and slave to imporove our social standing. If someone wants to inculde public service through politics - more power to them - as long as they as not thieves and they have good intentions for the country. There is absolutely nothing wromg in wantingto improve’s one status.
Susan // June 13, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Speak for yourself when you say that I do it. ..that is why we work and slave to improve our social standing. I am all about self-improvement but not at the expense of the poor majority. How do you know that Lisa Hanna has the people’s interest at heart when she has not had the common sense or the courtesy to meet with them?
Laughing at Lisa // June 13, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Susan…I agree with you on that one. Just passing this blog and read a few lines. Something stinks in the whole PNP affair and I beleive that she got where she is because someone put her there…talk about “who knows who”. I doubt highly that she will even make it to Parliament. Watch and see how the people turn around and spite Portia.
Gela the city dweller // June 13, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Lol @ Simple. hehe. Major Development. And the wave. lol.
Anyhow, I’ve done my checks and can confirm without a doubt that ‘Laughing at Lisa’ is the same person as Major Dev -er, I mean, Developement Major. I can understand that happenings in the country can cause one to be angry and frustrated, but if we all adopt that attitude where would the country be. It’s sad that you think that that’s something to gloat about.
Someone has got to do the work. And it is indeed quite possible that Lisa could be the next Prime Minister in a few years. Years ago, who would have thought that Sista P would have ascended to this position?
Personally I like to observe before criticising. I don’t pretend to know what Lisa’s motives are but I do think it’s pointless to sit and ascribe something ulterior to everyone who goes in the political arena. We know that not everyone step in because of altruistic reasons. Why don’t we wait and see before passing judgement?
The Dutch Pot // June 14, 2007 at 4:39 am
@Susan - Lisa cannot give herself a position. The PNP has a process for electing and they should have seen to it that it was followed. I have already agreed that I do not agree with the way it all went down to select her. Nevertheless, I am not about to criticise her “intentions” because I have no evidence they are not worthy. It seems to me that some of us just love to drag each other down for no apparent reason. I have no evidence that LH wants to improve her social standing at the expense of the poor majority. None whatsoever. That she has not met with the people of SE St. Ann yet, I blame the PNP machinery squarely for that. If she should get into a political position, I will certainly comment on her performance good and bad - as I do of ALL politicians, and as well all should. That is what a democracy is about. There is no point lamblasting someone who has so far done well for her country just because we think they are climbing some ladder. Frankly, I wish all young people in Jamaica would aspire to climb the socio-economic ladder - legally. What a great country we would have then!!
Anyway, I saw my previous post had a plethora of typos. Maybe I need another degree. LOL
The Dutch Pot // June 14, 2007 at 5:20 am
Anyone who received “two degrees” via the Jamaica Student Loan and think that they should flaunt it from some far away shore, brag about not wanting to contribute to their country, laugh at their country, should be the one lamblasted for improving their social status at the “expense of the poor majority”. I wonder if Major Development has paid back the Student Loan or if they were one of those who fled Jamaica and had to be chased by the Student Loan for repayments. Anyone who can make the comment Major development did on obtaining education from poor people and feeling smug about it, have no right to make judgements on anyone - at any level and on any moral ground.
Development Major // June 14, 2007 at 9:26 am
The only reason why I am responding to this is because someone has insinuated that I have taken a student loan. Clearly you are in the dark about such loans. You qualify for such loans when you have a pit toilet. No, I don’t need to apply for any such loan whatsoever. I am not from that echelon of society that requires a loan. So speak what you know. You clearly are not aware that the very government you support uses taxpayers’ money to subsidise education at the tertiary level. That is what I meant when I said taking the education financed by taxpayers and going away with it…especially as the government has not bonded any student who has ever attended a local/regional tertiary institution. They have given it away on a platter. I have been a taxpayer for the last 20 years and so I think i am quite deserving of getting what i have worked for. Those people in their 20s at the tertiary institutions have not begun to earn their keep at these institutions…so speak about what you know. I am very against the way in which Lisa Hanna was selected because as most people I know (with 2-3 degrees) are saying, no matter how hard you work in Jamaica, it is your close association with the head that makes you what you are. It is nepotism in its purest form. So, perhaps you have to take out a student loan…who knows…but in the mean time I can afford to PAY for a PhD at a foreign university…can you? Check out the costs of financing a PhD and you will see I am no student loan debtor….I leave that to the less fortunate. And….furthermore….if you think the value of a degree is worth nothing, then try making a career without one….note I didn’t say JOB, which is what i am sure you have, Dutch Pot. So, don’t disrespect people who you know nothing of. Student loan debtor indeed? The thought of borrowing from such a fund makes my skin crawl! I only pump money into the fund…not pull out! Idiot!
Development Major // June 14, 2007 at 9:30 am
And yes…Lisa Hanna deserves to lose the election. Why should she be forced upon people when they have clearly stated they do not want her? If she had any sense and dignity she would step down…Because of the government’s lack of accountability and transparency and demonstration of democratic selection, I have decided I wouldn’t waste MY time here trying to fix a country who puts friends before constituents. It was blatant and disrespectful…so I will go somewhere, that when I present my qualifications and experience in my field, I feel as if i have worked for something….not using a friend to put me somewhere…and yes….my skills are probably way more valuable than yours will ever be…to the island of Jamaica….their loss…but my gain!
The Dutch Pot // June 14, 2007 at 10:24 am
Oh!!! So you are back!!! LOL
You are such an idiot you are entertaining. So you are “financing” a PhD - if I were you I would stop.
You clearly think that doing a PhD is exclusive to you. Degrees don’t make you and if you are an example of what degrees do to people - GOD HELP US!!!
Just listen to you disrespect 3/4 of Jamaica with your condescending comment ” You qualify for such loans when you have a pit toilet!” And you have the nerve to talk about concern for the Jamaican people. Please stay in that pit latrine of a mind in which you live.
In any case if you are JUST doing a PhD and you have been paying taxes for 20 years - you are probably a bitter person who did not really get anywhere in Jamaica. If you are so intelligent and if the first world thought anything of you, you would not have to PAY for your own PhD - you would have top universities beating on your door to pay for it!! So really you are just a bitter old fart. Ne Ne ne ne ne - Hush! LOL
Gela the city dweller // June 14, 2007 at 10:39 am
Sigh. Jeez guys, can’t we all just get along? lol.
It’s been really riveting but I think I’ll have to close the comments now since we’re just going to be at each other’s throat.
Politics is always one of those topics that cause temperature to rise.